The bus pulls up to the stop and the door opens. And old man has been waiting to get on.
Old Man: That step’s a little high.
Bus Driver: I’ll lower it. Just hold on.
Bus driver adjusts a lever and hydraulics in the front of the bus lower the step and the old man climbs aboard.
Old Man: Getting older.
Bus Driver: Aren’t we all.
Old Man: I’ll be 76 in January.
Bus Driver: Good for you. Congratulations.
Old Man: If I live that long.
Bus Driver: Well don’t worry I’ll at least get you from point A to point B safely.
Old Man: Point B sounds good but I’m going to the Cancer Clinic.
The old man then laughed and so did everyone else.