Was making a vicious fashion statement yesterday with my socks in my sandals. Someone I know could not stop mentioning this to me as if it was something very important. So I started thinking about what is and is not important and made a little chart to help myself figure it out.
|Declaration of War||Declaration of Fashion War|
|Literacy||The Latest Wired/Tired column|
|Life Extension||Hair Extensions|
|Self-sufficiency||Cell Phone Sufficiency|
|Good Advice||Good Advertising|
|Weather||Whether mascara will run in the rain|
|Fascist Icon||Fashion Icon|
This is my personal list at the moment. Everyone’s list is different. I wish I could come up with some kind of rating system for each one but that would take more time than I have and this list is actually not too important in itself. Just some kind of exercise in Boolean ethical logic or some new po-mo construction.