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I should know better than to use the WordPress dashboard to publish anything here after the last time. Previous post [now deleted here] was meant for elsewhere. 

Carry on. 

Cyborg Buddha in the Age of Aquarius

 

It is finally the dawning of the Cyborg Buddha in the Age of Aquarius.

 

 

 

 

 

 
When the moon is in the seventh house
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age
Of a Aquarius, the age of Aquarius
Aquarius, Aquarius

Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revelation
And the minds true liberation
Aquarius, Aquarius
When the moon is in the seventh house
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age
Of a Aquarius, the age of Aquarius
Aquarius, Aquarius

WOW.

Well it’s finally here so I guess a lot of us bloggers can finally retire from the spiritual-not-religious, my-interpretation-is-better-than-yours, self-righteous, propaganda game.

We have been displaced by an algorithm.

Yes that’s right

The New Age Bullshit Generator

is now available to everyone.

Here are some examples of it’s illuminating production:

Consciousness consists of electromagnetic resonance of quantum energy. “Quantum” means a maturing of the consciousness-expanding.

Nothing is impossible. Curiosity is the nature of power, and of us.

This life is nothing short of an unfolding current of conscious beauty.

Yes you too can create fake Buddha quotes out of thin air and electrons.

Your Twitter feed need never be empty again.

Your blogs can overflow with pages and pages of the wisdom of the New Ages.

You can write entire dharma talks consisting of nothing but fluffy bafflegab.

Never again be afraid to ask your guru the big questions such as what they think of “this enlightened quantum matrix” or on the value of “synergizing yourself”. If they are the least bit adept they will have this website on speed lookup and will be able to answer you immediately with such gems as:

The goal of supercharged waveforms is to plant the seeds of balance rather than pain.

This life is nothing short of an unveiling uprising of psychic rebirth.

We self-actualize, we reflect, we are reborn. By deepening, we exist.

 

WOW. WOWIE WOW WOW WOW.